Today’s visit by B christened the local lab “ CHEMO LOUNGE”.
Assisted by Dr. ‘BP’ Olson the festivities, while wild, nevertheless brought blood pressures down all around.= 130/60
After the first round the visiting nursers said with the newly named lounge they really needed to look into new Loungewear which will match the soon to arrive blinds and fabric cubicle reupholstery.
Next Pharmaceutical Assistant Mixer P. Huey chimed in from afar that we should start offering LimeRickies to the already full fare.
Of Course Doctor Brog being a wizzz on the couch ...search engines went out to the web and started looking for both new drink/drug mixes AND Lungewear with the same fast keystrokes.
Below is what he found in just 2 minutes along with his rough translation ( one of his many talents is talking French)
So searching on ‘loungewear’ I found: www.chemises hommes.com ....
which clued me in on the fact that loungewear and chemicals are bonded.
Tout sur la chemise <= here it says “All for the Chemo!!”
Il existe principalement deux types de coupe sur le marché: la coupe droite ou classique et la coupe cintrée. <= here it says “ 2 types of existence at the Lounge, the cut and run and the cut and sink.”
La coupe cintrée est plus près du corps.. Elle n'est donc pas recommandée pour tous les gabarits. <= here it says “not recommended for your gerbil”
Si vous présentez de l'embonpoint, évitez ce type de coupe, qui mettra en évidence votre surpoids. <= here it basically seez “ invite only couples”
Si vos pectoraux sont développés, faites attention à ce qu'il n'y ait pas de bâillement de l'ouverture centrale de la chemise. <= here it seez “ pay attention as the patient’s chest hair is exposed as he sleeps (yawns)”
For some reason the google translation feature insisted on bringing up this erroneous version, which I ignored.
“There are basically two types of cut on the market: the classic cut or cut and bent
The curved cut is closer to the body It is not recommended for all templates. If you are overweight, avoid this type of cut, which will highlight your overweight.
If your chest muscles are developed, be careful that there is no yawning opening of the center of the shirt.” ( I will not even comment on thies ideas, except for the mention of my chest development!)
I finally did locate a picture of the preferred uniform loungewear from
CHEMISES 'R US or
The Shirt Man
Chemise blanche a poignets napolitains, col et poignets fleurs noires et bountons noirs. €39
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